Lost in Translation

by Andy Wood on October 25, 2010

in Spoofs

What the Founding Fathers said to the lawyers:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

What the Lawyers said to the Judges:

We the Ordered of the United States, in Justice to secure the Constitution for the United States of America, establish Liberty, promote a more perfect union, provide for the common defense of people, form domestic Tranquility, insure the general Welfare to our posterity, do ordain and establish these blessings to ourselves.

What the Judges said to the Representatives:

We the Justice of the United States, in order to secure a more perfect Constitution, ordain and establish Liberty, promote common union, insure the defense of domestic Tranquility, provide for the blessings and general Welfare of our posterity, do establish ourselves and the People of the United States of America.

 What the Representatives said to the Senators:

 We the Established of the United States, in order to promote the union, provide Welfare, insure a more perfect domestic Tranquility, secure the blessings of Liberty for ourselves and Justice for our posterity, ordain the general defense of the Constitution, do establish the common People of the United States of America.

What the Senators said to the Vice-President:

 We the Tranquil of the United States, in order to establish the perfect Welfare State, secure the blessings of united unions, promote a common general America, insure the domestic people, and promote liberty in the Constitution, do ordain and establish ourselves as defenders and providers for our posterity.

 What the Vice-President said to the President:

 Do the People of the United States seem a little restless to you?

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Daddy October 25, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Mighty Close!!!!!

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