You Want Me to WHAT?

by Andy Wood on April 14, 2010

in 100 Words

Dear Nurse Ratched

I just thought I should let you know that in the event I’m having symptoms of a heart attack or stroke, I probably won’t be signing in. 

I’ll be more concerned about checking out.

Of course, the whole stroke thingy is a bit dicey anyway, ‘cause I have a 50/50 chance of being unable to use my left (writing) hand.

And if I think I’m having a heart attack, I’ll assure you, you won’t be able to read my writing. 

You’ll just have to open the door and say,

“Mr. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH, the doctor will see you now.”

(Photo by Mike Tekula)

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